Candy: A Comparative Study

CANDY

matamis
pantawid-gutom
pampalipas-oras
mura
maikli ang shelf life

Candy: synonymous to Attractively-Wrapped Cavities for the Unsuspecting Kid



Candy MAG

matamis (read: perky it's-like-da-ba-with-matching-hand-flick-gesture-with-pinky-out lingo that teeny-bopper girls love)
pantawid-boredom
pampalipas-oras
mura (yung back issues)
mahaba ang shelf life

Candy Mag: synonymous to Poisonous "Self-Help" Print Media that Makes You Feel Worse About Yourself After the Glare of Super-skinny Glam and Fab Girls Dominating the Pages



*exhales*
Wooh. I've been wanting to write that for a loooong time now.

Today's candy count:
3 lollipops (galing sa Trick or Treat ni Batchi)
3 Hershey's chocolate nuggets (or whatever you call em)

Still craving for more.

You know what this means?



The Crimson Wave approaches.