Today is Be-A-Lazy-Blob Day

6:30 pm

Today I spent the day doing nothing. Woke up at 10, breakfasted at 11, had lunch at 12 then plopped down in front of the TV for a good five hours. Then I transferred seats and am now sitting in front of the pc instead.

This is inertia, I tell you. Even the hot afternoon seems to agree with me, seeing its reluctance to stir some wind for us bedheads. To my credit, I actually did something productive yesterday: I baked a cake. The only downside to that is that most of it has now succumbed to the evil conspiracy of forks, plates and stomachs. If we keep up this trend, I predict bloated squishiness for our physique.

I don't know what it is about the sembreak that makes me want to do as little activity as possible. It's not so much having nothing to do, it's more of not being in the mood to do it.

I have books to read, things to cook, stuff to clean, people to draw, episodes to watch, programs to install, emails to send, and sisters to annoy, and yet between those and just wanting to be still, there never seems to be enough time within the day to get around doing those.

It's during these days, when your brain slackens to the tension of soggy noodles, that you think about what you're doing, and how different you seem to be.

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I was thinking of using that statement as a segue, but maybe that's a topic for another day. Right now it's just fun to read quotes on the internet, like this one:

I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
I reached a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

Or this one:

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

So sad, so true. :)) If you take the time to read through the stuff, you'll probably realize how wonderful it would be to stick some of those quotes on shirts and then sell them. :)) I dunno if I should link the page; most of it is stupid, obscene and funny all at once.

I'll link the Winterbells game instead. The bunny is cute. You should try it.