Sab's slumbook

If our pet bird has a slambook (o slumbook ba yun?), it would look like this:

Name: Sabine Ong

Nickname: Sab, Sabong, Huy

Breed: Peachfaced African lovebird (variation is American Yellow)

Status: Single

Address: In the Cage. You can tell where her sleeping corner is because it's also her poo corner (the diarrhea corner, we call it).

Favorite food: Birdseed! What else?

Favorite color: Yellow

Favorite human: Kaming lahat, pero may preference siya for mom and dad, pati na rin sakin

Favorite spot on human: shoulder, head, fingers

Likes: chewing paper, chewing books, chewing ribbons, pecking fingers, pecking shiny pearl earrings, tasting salty human flesh, nibbling on hair, pooing everywhere, talking to wild birds, perching on the electric fan (hala, mamatay ka dyan sige!), listening to piano music (true), singing with the piano (also true, kahit wala siya sa tono), taking a bath

Dislikes: taking a bath, huge freaky things (aka the remote, banana peels, chocolate wrappers, my ponytail), being put in the cage, people blowing on her crap hole

Describe Sab in one word: BIRDBRAIN

Actually, para siyang aso. Na hindi nag-iisip. Tsk.

Favorite word: Cheep.

What I like about her: She's flies to you when she's called. It's really cute.

What I don't like about her: Her poo! It's everywhere. Evil biting habits. And she doesn't get the word "No!!!"

Our relationship: Love-hate

But I do like our bird. Blasted tailfeathers and all.