Fie! Fie!

Well this is interesting. A hacker's talking to me right now. Cool. Posing as Mica.

micax3: tina
evilmackie101: hi
evilmackie101: yes?
micax3: wer ka now?
evilmackie101: uh, at home
evilmackie101: why?
micax3: ah ok wlaa ask lang may prob kse eh:(
evilmackie101: may problem ka??
evilmackie101: are you okay?
micax3: yeah:(
micax3: sobrang laki
micax3: namatay kse auntie ko kanina eh:(
micax3: kanina pa me antay email ng tito ko kya lang wala pang reply eh:(
evilmackie101: and?
micax3: kya ayun:(
micax3: problamdo kami how namin ma tell sa iba:(
evilmackie101: by the others, you mean your relatives?
micax3: yeah:(
evilmackie101: does raf know?
micax3: yeah:(
micax3: nagpunta na sila sa batangas sinundo lola namin:(
micax3: nway tina baka ma help mo kami:(
evilmackie101: in spreading the word?
micax3: :(
micax3: baka pwede makahiram money sau bukas ko nlang pay kahit tubuan ko nlang. need kse namin makatawga sa mga reltvs at frnds ng auntie ko sa ibang bansa eh emergncy lang:(
evilmackie101: just a minute, okay? be right back
micax3: ok:(
evilmackie101: hey. my mom wants to talk to your mom. where is she?
micax3: :(
micax3: kasama ni raf punta sa batangas:( sinundo tita ko:(
evilmackie101: o?? how come you're not with them?
micax3: yung isang tita ko lang nandito:(
micax3: kya lang nasa funeral inaasikaso papers:(
evilmackie101: have you contacted your cousin arianne? she might be able to help.
micax3: yeah kya lang wala din daw sya now. papunta na sya mya mya d2
evilmackie101: so how can i help?
micax3: :(
micax3: baka pwede pabili muna kami ng card na smart para makatawag kami sa mga reltvs namin:( wala na kse kaming cash now eh:(
micax3: kung ok lang ha
micax3: kung wala k lang din sensya na sa abala
evilmackie101: ayos lang. i know you're a fake. mica doesn't have a cousin named arianne. so long sucker!

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Sorry. I know the last part was totally uncalled for, but I couldn't resist. Yang lokong yan! Yan ang bagay sayo. Medyo kinabahan pa ko nung una, buti na lang nakaimbento pa ako ng bogus pinsan. Paawa epek ka pa diyan with the sad smilies... tsss. Parang dugo-dugo gang online. HAHA. Ansarap pag-initan ng hacker.

Damn them. They have too much time on their hands.