Going girly

I originally wanted to post a one-liner here that says "GIRLY-GIRLS SUCK!!!" but then I decided that I should take a look on why the hell do girls find men, cosmetics and pink so fascinating. So let's start with what I like in a guy (omg, did I get ABDUCTED or something?!?!), which is one topic I wouldn't normally discuss. But anyway, when I really think about it (I'm still a girl, you know), I generally like guys who:

-have goatees. If it looks cool on you, I'm cool with it. If not, clean-shaven will be perfectly fine. Long hair will be cool too. (Mike Elgar and Constantine Maroulis very good examples.)

-are chinitos :D (Xavier: an excellent source)

-can discuss things with me intelligently, or debate, if that need be. Low levels of redundancy required.

-can make me laugh

-are not sappy (but sweet is acceptable)

-are not vain and fat-headed

-play an instrument. Guitar, or any other interesting, portable instruments will do (piano is okay, but you can't exactly drag a piano around, can you?). Good singing voice is a definite plus.

-can be a buddy when I want one, and a couch if I will it.

-are versatile. Carrier-boy, errand boy, driver, bodyguard, tutor, bank account, insurance, alalay, comfort food (shake well before using), ka-jowk taym, ka-drama, etc...

-are neat and tidy. No slobs allowed.

-are dark-haired


Well, that's about all I can remember. Was kinda fun being a bit gurly. I'll re-edit this again if I miss out on anything. Of course, the people who fit my general pointers aren't immediately people that I'd like. There are some exceptions at times. But these are the common traits in most of the guys I like (like, not like-like. gets?). I have to sleep now. But I still have yet to tackle cosmetics and pink, which, I expect, will be just as interesting to write and read.

Good morning. :D